"You have Simple Simon, who was obviously a retard, Hickory Dickory Dock, which is just rubbish, and Wee Willie Winkie, who ran through the town in his nightclothes, peering through the windows of children to see if they were in bed. Clearly, the man was a pedophile, and the less two-year-olds know about such things, the better."
- Jeremy Clarkson, How Hard Can It be

Picture : A macro shot of one of the Peter Rabbit magnets we bought in Grasmere, the village where Beatrix Potter lived.